BANANAS AND SPRITE

So, in the cafeteria, my friend comes up to me and tells me that I can get high from bananas and sprite. Being the daring person that I am, I tell him that I'll do it if he tells me how. He said to eat two bananas as fast as I could and then chug a sprite immediately afterwards. Luckily, another friend overheard us talking and advised me not to because it would be entirely painful. WARNING!! THIS DOES NOT GET YOU HIGH!! I was almost mislead into this prank (what great friends I have). So my point, tell this insane idea to somebody that you don't like or someone who you know will do this. The actual effect is the intense pain of a mixture of mushed bananas and sprite coming out of your mouth and nose. I don't know exactly how this works. Maybe it has something to do with the carbonation and potassium, I'm not sure. If you know please let me in on this phenomenon. It's hilarious for the onlookers but I would strongly suggest buying your friend something nice after the hell that you'll put them through.

THE BOTTOMLESS PIT

I fuck you because you're famous.

I fuck you for your money.

I fuck you to control you.

I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own

.I fuck you to fuck you over.

I fuck you 'til I find someone better.

I fuck you in secret.

I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before.

I fuck you out of boredom.

I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway.

I fuck you to make the pain go away

Fuck you because

I loved you

Fuck you for loving you too

I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.

Fuck you because I loved you

Fuck you for loving you too

I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.

HATE YOU THE WAY I DO

I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all.

I fuck you because you're beautiful.

I fuck you because you're a beggar.

I fuck you because I am your whore.

I fuck you because you are a whore.

I fuck you for fun.

I fuck you for fun.

I fuck you because I can.

I fuck you so I have a place to stay.

I fuck you so you will protect me

Fuck you because I loved you

Fuck you for loving you too

I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do

Fuck you because

I loved you

Fuck you for loving you too

I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do

HATE YOU THE WAY I DO

So ask your self before you get in,

I know the insurance won't cover this.

Are you the rabbit Or the headlight,

And is there Room in your life

For one more breakdown?

Faster, faster,Faster-faster-faster,Faster-faster-faster,

I'm late, I'm late,I'm late!

And the hands on my clock

Are starting to shake.

We're on the line between

The devil's tits,

And we've been driving on E.

I'm going to be wanted for this crime

"Well at least you're wanted,"She'll say.

Another dream that will never come true

Just to compliment your sorrow

Another life that I've taken from you

A gift to add on to your pain and suffering

Another truth you can never believe

Has crippled you completely

All the cries you're beginning to hear

Trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening

Let me enlighten you

This is the way I pray

You are, enemyYou are my hated enemyI am enemyNumber one rated enemyI'm a labelled enemyI am your mortal enemyMy actions enemyMake me your bitter enemyAll the world around enemyThey're tearing up the ground enemyThey're drawn in by the soundEnemy, enemy I must eliminate my EnemyYour people, enemyMy people's hated enemyWhat are you, enemyThough a created enemyTerminate the, enemyEradicate the hated enemyI am an enemy

My very greatest enemy